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Not a bad map of Finland, but if you are Finnish you’ll probably be laughing even more… :-)

New look

Written early in the evening in English • Tags:

Frequent visitors (if there are any) have noticed that the colors on the site have kept changing. The rest of you must have just been wondering why the SSH Tutorial is in a different color each day.

I was really taken by the visual impact of the Borderline Chaos template submitted to the WordPress 1.5 Themes competition. It has nice strong colors, and its layout was begging to be implemented with CSS only. I didn’t want to use a background image, which means the sidebar background does not reach to the bottom of the page, but I don’t think it has to. I wanted better contrast in the sidebar boxes, which led to rather bright backgrounds that caused me to abandon the colors (especially after some feedback from my friends). I also wanted to have the main content (the articles) appear first in the output, and while that doesn’t require the sidebar to be on the right, I just like it better that way.

I think the current colors are here to stay for a while now. I should look up whose flag is white, blue and green.

BOFH vocabulary

Written late in the afternoon in English • Tags:

There are (at least) a couple of things I didn’t do carefully enough in the past when it came to maintaining this website: I didn’t always preserve old URL’s (I try hard now), and when the basis for the current look was established, many documents were pushed aside to an “old” folder for later evaluation. Of course, “later” tends to become “never.”

I was looking at the referrers again (warning, slow link1) and I’m always curious when there is a link to the front page of the site. This one was from Rob Jenson‘s site, on a page about system administration. There was not only one link but two, one of them broken!

I dug up the old anonymous document called Computer Administration Vocabulary for Computer Users, polished it up to XHTML and gave it a new home on my site. I still find it quite funny, but I remember putting it aside before, thinking that someone might actually think it reflects my real attitude towards my work. Stranger things have happened…


  1. Viewing the referrers page causes a number of database updates (relatively fast) and DNS lookups (sometimes extremely slow), which is why the page may take anywhere between 2 and 25 seconds to load. 

Signs of spring

Written in the wee hours in English • Tags:

I’ve spruced up my blog header with another sample from Laura‘s recent photos. Observe the world through someone else’s eyes — check out her public gallery.

Theoretically I guess I could try and use my own photos, but I don’t take that many, and I’m much more of a tourist photographer than anything else. I also like it when I find ideas by other people that attract my attention, which keeps happening with Laura’s photos. I’m not sure I’d pay attention to all those things if I tried to walk around finding subjects to photograph. Of course, I’m also quite privileged in that she allows me to browse her “raw material” as well.

As for spring outside my home, well, at least it is getting warmer. Otherwise it has been ugly: all this rain makes the days so dark. No chance of walking around this weekend, with or without a camera.

Miksi ei pitäisi puhua tietokoneista ravintolassa

Kirjoitettu alkuillasta suomeksi

Ray vei minut syömään ja kyseli tietokonejuttuja siinä samalla. Hän oli valmistautunut, ja tarkisti aina välillä muistilapulta, mitä kaikkea piti kysellä. Yhtäkkiä naapuripöydän täti keskeytti: ”Anteeksi, mutta en voinut olla kuulematta” ja alkoi selittää oman tietokoneenkäyttönsä ongelmia…

— Mistähän johtuu, että kun lähetän sähköpostia, niin se aina tulee virheellisenä takaisin, mutta jos vastaan viesteihin, niin aina toimii?
— Hmm, no siinä osoitteessa on varmaan jokin kohta, joka huomaamatta menee väärin.
— No siis se on se vee vee vee, öö…
— Hmm, tuo ei kuulosta sähköpostiosoitteelta.
— No niinpäs onkin, no voi voi, ja minä olen vaikka kuinka monta kertaa… … …

Onneksi olimme jo saaneet syödyksi, joten Ray maksoi laskun pikaisesti ja yritimme hipsiä pois. Mutta kyllä se täti vielä ennätti vaihtaa muutaman sanan:

— Oletko sinä semmoinen tietokoneguru?
— No minä olen IT-puolella töissä.
— Käytkö korjaamassa ihmisten tietokoneita?
— Juu ei, en minä — ihan vaan läheisten ystävien koneita joskus vähän…
— Jaa, niinkö. No voi… No mutta mulla oli vielä joku asia…
— Et kai kuitenkaan tullut listan kera?

Täti alkaa kaivamaan kassia: ”No kyllä sen piti olla jossain täällä…”