I’m a starving artist

Written early in the morning in English

I took a personality test to get this morning started, and found out I’m a starving artist. :-) [via Minna]

Starving Artist

You are 42% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational… posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving — and useless — artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!

To put it less negatively:

  1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
  2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
  3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
  4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.

How you compared to other people your age and gender:

  • You scored higher than 11% on Rationality
  • You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion
  • You scored higher than 2% on Brutality
  • You scored higher than 72% on Arrogance

The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid