Human Errno

/*
 * This file is in the public domain.
 */

#ifndef _HUMAN_ERRNO_H_
#define _HUMAN_ERRNO_H_

#define ETOOLAZY        101             /* Operation too cumbersome */
#define EINCONVENIENT   ETOOLAZY        /* Defined for portability */
#define EBORING         102             /* Operation timed out */
#define ETLDR           103             /* Information overload */
#define EFORGOT         104             /* Cache miss */
#define ENOCLUE         105             /* Persistent lookup failure */
#define EBIKESHED       106             /* Endless loop */
#define EGROUPTHINK     107             /* Erroneous consensus */
#define ENOTIT          108             /* Indirect assignment */
#define EIKEA           109             /* Can't delete my own work */
#define ENIH            110             /* Import failure */
#define ELMGTFY         111             /* Indirect cache miss */
#define ESNAFU          112             /* Unexpected status quo */
#define ESEP            113             /* Insufficient pay grade
                                         * or deferred responsibility
                                         */
#define ENOTENOUGHPI    114             /* Insufficient amount of pie */
#define ENOCOFFEE       115             /* Energy starvation */
#define EPEBKAC         116             /* User error */
#define EWUTANG         117             /* Ruckus applied, unfuckwithably */
#define ECOMPILING      118             /* Interrupted distraction */
#define EGITHUB         119             /* Distributed SPOF */
#define EGITPUB         120             /* Information disclosure */
#define EMEETING        121             /* Inefficient interrupt */
#define EMAIL           122             /* Inefficient persistent interrupt */
#define ETYOP           123             /* Input error */
#define EBOFH           124             /* Access denied */
#define EYOLO           125             /* Failsafe disabled */
#define EASLEEP         126             /* Process temporarily suspended */
#define EIANAL          127             /* Unfunded speculation */
#define EPLUSONE        128             /* Pointlessly pending review */
#define ESLOPPY         129             /* Forced completion */
#define EWELLACTUALLY   130             /* Superflous commentary */
#define EPERL           131             /* Incorrect number of $@%{ */
#define EJAVA           132             /* Errno exception factory */
#define EPYTHONG        133             /* Universal Freudian slip */
#define EPHP            134             /* Fubar */
#define ERMFR           135             /* Self-inflicted DoS */
#define EWIKI           136             /* Information retrieval impossible */
#define EBROOKS         137             /* Too many developers */
#define EBOBBYTABLES    138             /* Command injection */
#define EUNICORN        139             /* Inflated self-evaluation */
#define ESTACKOVERFLOWN 140             /* Misunderstood copy and paste */
#define ESLACKED        141             /* Information disclosure as a Service */
#define EDGAF           142             /* Mental resource exhaustion */

#endif /* !_HUMAN_ERRNO_H_ */

Ref: Signs of Triviality: Root Cause: Human Errno