Definitions of Designations
- Project Manager
- A person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
- Developer
- A person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
- Onsite Coordinator
- One who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
- Client
- The one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
- Marketing Manager
- A person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
- Controls Manager
- One who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it would save money to adopt).
- Planning Team
- Thinks they don’t need a man or a woman. They’ll produce a child with zero resources.
- Engineering
- Are still figuring out how to produce a baby.
- Documentation Team
- Thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered. They’ll just document 9 months.
- Purchasing
- Buys condoms by mistake.
- Quality Auditor
- The person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
- Tester
- A person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
- BCP Manager
- Has another man and woman ready at a site at least 100 km away in case some natural disaster interrupts the primary couple’s baby-making process.
- HR Manager
- A person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby given 9 months.
- Service Manager
- The one who is happy when the baby is always available, delivered in time, and not returned by the customer.
- Operations
- Don’t care… They just want the woman!